January 2012
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2011 Onesilentcall Tumblr Awards (All in one post)
In the category of Tumblr Users… In the category of Movies and TV… In the category of Wrestling… Enjoy! 
Jan 1st
2011 Onesilentcall Tumblr Awards: Tumblr Users
The Franklin and Bash Award for Excellence in Legal Counsel and Comedy: dangerguerrero Mr. Guerrero, I know I’m not your Anonymous All-Caps Motivation Guy, but I hope you’ll accept this meager acknowledgement. The “Make Sure You Clear Your Internet History” Award: pervertextraordinaire My dad found her Tumblr open on my computer and thought it was porn.  True story. The...
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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2011 Onesilentcall Tumblr Awards: Movies and TV
Best Cameo: Dave Grohl, in The Muppets He’s basically the real-life version of Animal, so this was pretty much a stroke of genius. The “Emotional Exhaustion” Award: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 I saw this in theaters with my friend Bobbi, and by the time it was over, we were both spent.  When a franchise lasts for eight movies, it’s hard to believe that...
Dec 31st
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2011 Onesilentcall Tumblr Awards: Wrestling
Wrestler of the Year: CM Punk Did you expect anyone else?  No one worked harder, and no one lit a fire under the entire world of wrestling like Punk.  He had the kind of year that earns you the title of Best In The World. Promo of the Year: “The Shoot” - CM Punk, June 27 Again, another obvious one.  But this wasn’t just the promo of the year… it was the promo of our...
Dec 31st
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Two Somewhat Important Announcements
In 2012, I’m starting a tag called Video Game Music of the Day.  If you’d like to suggest some great VG music for me to use, send me a YouTube link or something in my inbox.  Otherwise, it’s gonna be tough to fill 365 days, so HELP ME OUT HERE. Either tomorrow or the day after, I’ll be posting the 2011 Onesilentcall Tumblr Awards, in which I’ll be recognizing the...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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My sixteen-word review of The Girl With The Dragon...
If Rooney Mara was the Angel of Death, I would welcome my demise with open arms.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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I am far too weary to adequately convey my...
g’night.
Dec 27th
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Oh. Looks like I'm a sexist for yesterday's Rory...
I guess I have to put a dollar in the Sexism Jar Damn, that thing is getting full
Dec 27th
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CM Punk's sleeves are reaching Ultramantis Black...
Dec 27th
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John Trollinaitis
Mister Excitement himself.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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I love Doctor Who, but we need to get something...
Rory has… landed the hottest woman in the British Isles re-wrote reality itself through the strength of his love for the aforementioned woman basically conquered death made Centurion armor cool again conceived a child in the space-time vortex punched Adolf Hitler right in the face …and people still have the audacity to call him “Rory Pond?” HIS NAME IS RORY ...
Dec 26th
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Amy: "We always set a place for you"
toniight-weareyoung: MY EMOTIONS.  ALL OF THEM.
Dec 26th
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I'm trying to find that page from Punisher #1...
No luck. #MarvelNerdProblems
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Just a heads-up
If you’re an attractive girl, please respond to my text messages within 30 minutes, or else I will quite literally go insane wondering if I said something wrong.
Dec 25th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Reblog if a fictional character has helped shape...
Dec 23rd
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Finally giving a listen to The Girl With The...
Holy shit.  These sounds are downright evil. Trent and Atticus… you are fucking my earholes, and it is glorious
Dec 23rd
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Listen“Fifty Goddamned Skeleton Warriors”...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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“However, I’m going to move on and say Number 7, and talk about my other...”
– Can you possibly guess which Doctor this could be
Dec 21st
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...UNLESS IT'S A FARM.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Retro CM Punk shirts on WWEShop?
TAKE MY MONEY NOW
Dec 20th
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THE WELDING MASK OF DOOM RETURNS
THIS IS A GOOD THING
Dec 20th
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Reblog this if you think it's a damn good time to...
“If you can’t get behind this, you will be left behind.” - CM Punk
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Further proof that Pitchfork is full of shit:
They gave Childish Gambino’s Camp a 1.6 out of 10 … how do they live with themselves
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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words cannot describe how much I hate everything
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“Nah my nigga you been KNOWIN that.”
– Stupid white girl I went to high school with, via Facebook
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall,...”
– Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Dec 14th
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It's my birthday, and my plans just got shot to...
Leave me a message so I don’t kill myself or something.  Whatever.
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Leave me questions in my inbox!  That’s kind of like presents, right?
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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MARKING OUT
MARKING THE FUCK OUT HOLY SHIT MARKING MARKING MARKING HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME FUCK YES
Dec 13th
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Sheamus is all like, "LOL i don't even speak Urdu"
So, that was pointless.
Dec 13th