March 2012
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Potential names for Snooki's child
Gorgorath, The Unraveller of Sanity
Morctoth, The Avatar of Shame
Ezriak, Befouler of Worlds Here and Beyond
Narzomel, The Beast of the Thousand Sorrows
Xrmkzk, The Ageless Titan of Interdimensional Ruin
Treziel, The False Messiah of the Eastern Seaboard
Dampheon, The Plague of the Innocent
Versinus, The Conduit of Treachery and Deceit
Gralnidor, He Who Is Agony Made Flesh
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February 2012
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Music blows my mind on an everyday basis.
Example: Think of what the song “Wonderwall” would be like without the cello part. Think how different it would be.
I’m sorry if this doesn’t evoke a “HOLY SHIT” response from you, BUT IT SHOULD.
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Montoya likes to set fire to the rain.
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I hate that I wasn’t the one to think of this. It’s so perfect.
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Half-heartedly watching Persona (1966) for film...
I hated this movie the first time I watched it. You’re welcome to put something in my inbox to help me kill the time.
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No, I got it...
Robert Downey Jr. and Emma Stone to HOST the Oscars 2013…please.
This must happen.
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Watchthedailywhat:
Oscars: Here’s Sacha Baron Cohen leaving his mark on the Oscars red carpet by dressing up as The Dictator and spilling Kim Jong-il’s ashes all over Ryan Seacrest’s tux (ffwd to 1:03).
[mediaite.]
The greatest troll to ever troll.
Professor Troll.
Trollimus Prime.
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COMENZA LA MUSICA →
Showtime! Two hours of rock with yours truly.
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“Flammable. Inflammable. And non-inflammable. Why are there three? Does it...”
– George Carlin
Ask me questions
My inbox is lookin’ mighty lonely. Just saying.
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5 Actors Who Do The Exact Same Thing In Every... →
Before clicking this link, I thought to myself, “John Cusack had better be on this list.” Lo and behold…
It's been a while since I wrote a song.
I’m gonna start a new one today.
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True Life: My Cousin Has The World’s Most Boring Twitter Account
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RedBull
NowThatIsOneHellOfADrinkITellYouWhat
I’mGonnaSwimOverToCubaRealQuickDoYouGuysNeedAnythingFromCuba
OkayI’llBeRightBackYouGuys
RedBullRedBullRedBullRedBullRedBullRedBullRedBull
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Oh God.
I just applied to be the guest writer of WithLeather’s “The Best and Worst of Wrestlemania XXVIII.”
MY FATE IS NO LONGER IN MY HANDS.
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do homework assignment(s)
write semi-important e-mail
practice “Symphony of Destruction” on guitar
Decisions, decisions…
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“i think @CMPunk is just feeling kind of sad right now ,since all the steriods he...”
– Someone called @Breezysongzgirl, via Twitter
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“Lmfao @cmpunk Tried to challenge @chrisbrown to a fight….. Dude Wrestling...”
– Some guy called @thetruth610, via Twitter
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omg that girl behind Punk
she is fangirling SO DAMN HARD
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HOLY CRAP
YOU GUYS, IT’S JUST NOW HITTING ME
BRYAN DANIELSON IS DEFENDING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEMANIA
THIS IS A THING THAT WILL ACTUALLY OCCUR
HOW FUCKING RAD IS THAT
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Why I Watch Wrestling: Because I enjoy wrestling
Why I Don’t Watch Wrestling: To explore the moral ramifications of slut-shaming
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goddammit, WWE
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Remember my Mass Communication Law professor? He...
He’s not wrong, but still…
Anyway, we were discussing misappropriation, and he claimed that Vince McMahon can find footage of local indy shows on YouTube and demand it to be taken down.
>implying Vince gives a shit about the indies
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I'm thinking of starting a Twitter account...
Because stupid people deserve misery, and if no one else is gonna dole out some justice, then I might just have to go all-out Batman on #TeamBreezy.
Thoughts?
SHOWTIME →
Join me for two hours of awesome music.
Please? Pretty please?
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vondell-swain:
the roses are dead
the violets are too
you’re a shitty gardener
you’re fired
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