1. Just posted this over at /wooo/. Tell me this wouldn’t be the greatest feud EVER.

    • Zack isn’t seen for several months after tonight
    • Somewhere down the line, Cena wins WWE Championship at a PPV
    • Immediately following Cena’s win, a mysterious hooded figure comes out of the audience and beats the ever-living fuck out of him
    • beatings continue for several weeks, eventually the figure unmasks
    • BAH GAWD, IT’S ZACK RYDER
    • Ryder no-sells all Cena’s offense because “he’s more machine than man now.  Twisted and evil.”
    • Footage of Ryder mercilessly killing the entire FCW roster surfaces
    • Cena vs. Ryder for the WWE Championship, Last Man Standing Match ON THE SURFACE OF MUSTAFAR

    3 months ago  /  4 notes

    1. onesilentcall posted this